Chuck Talks, You Listen!

“What is the last thing you hear before a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the head? No one knows because dead men tell no tales!”

Vote For The Worst!

So I found my new cause. Votefortheworst.com. This lovely little organization encourages America to vote for the underdog, ha who am I kidding? They want you to vote for the worst singer on American Idol. Basically the idea is that each year hundreds of talented singers are turned away in order to let certain people on the show who will create easy targets for the judges. See the producers aren’t out to make an American Idol, (at least not since the first season) they’re out to make good television. American Idol is just another “reality” show that lets you interact somewhat with the characters involved. Come on if it were really about talent then Chris Daughtry would have won instead of this guy. To find out more info go here. If the worst person becomes the next American Idol maybe the show will implode and we can finally have our Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Thursdays nights back. Our kids will do their homework. Husbands and wives will spend more time together. Dogs will no longer be hurried to go to the bathroom between commercial breaks. Life will return to normal. Please help.