Archive for February, 2007

28
Feb
07

“8 Dollars a shoe plus a nice tip”

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So now that I have calmed down a bit, here is the story. So Russ and I were walking to our hotel from an awesome dinner. Now we had about a 2 mile hike to this resteraunt so we were pretty tired upon our return. We get about two blocks from our hotel when a young black man probably 24 or 25 approaches me. He says, “excuse me sir excuse me.” Now having gone to school in Detroit and being no stranger to homeless people the best thing to do if you plan on not giving them anything is to just ignore them and keep walking. Apparently this young entrepreneur had seen this technique before. He continues to follow me. He keeps talking to me as I walk. He keeps telling me to hold up and hear him out. Suddenly as if being struck by an ion bean from a Tie fighter, I began to slow down. At which point the young man pulls a white water bottle and squirts white goop on my shoe. I look down in confusion. The man then kneels down and says sir I just want to show you something. I start to walk away and the man gets upset and starts to yell at me saying, “I’m not going to hurt you. I just want to show you something!” I again start to walk. He gets even angrier and begins to yell at me. “Sir I am not going to hurt you. I’m a entrepreneur and this is how I make my money!” So I freeze because I don’t know what to do. I want to run but I don’t know if this guy will shoot me or what. I look at Russ and he is being approached by another man. Now the young man kneeling at my feet begins to wipe off my shoe. He tells me that I need to take care of my shoes and this substance being polished away is just the thing I need like it or not. So he finishes with my right shoe and I again try to walk away. He again gets angry telling me he wants to do the other shoe and that he is not going to hurt me. So now I am standing there completely blown away about what is going on. After several attempts at walking away and the young man continuing to get more and more belligerent, he spits out “don’t worry sir it’s only 8 dollars a shoe plus a nice tip.” At this point I am like WHAT? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? He says again, “just 8 dollars a shoes plus a nice tip.” Now I had planned to give him a little something for his trouble but he said that he just wanted to show me something. Now he was demanding payment. Well I pulled out my wallet as he was buffing the left shoe and started digging for something small. Thinking if I just throw him a 5 and run he may not kill me. Well unfortunately all I had was a $20. By my confused face the young man knew I didn’t have anything small so he cheerfully said, “don’t worry sir I can make change.” At this point I just wanted to run away like a little girl. I handed the young man a $20 and he said, “thank you so much sir” and ran away. I was left there feeling like I had just been mugged…but I wasn’t mugged. I felt abused. I felt used. I felt like I wanted my mommy. I began my trek back the two remaining blocks to my hotel. Russell smiling ear to ear at my dismay and my head hung in shame. So let me ask you this. Judging by the picture above, how do my shoes looks? By the way my dinner was only $20 bucks that night. My mother told me to cheer up, I could’ve entertained an Angel. I told her I doubt an Angel would charge 20 bucks a shoe plus a nice tip!

28
Feb
07

Chicago: The First Five Hours

So I have been in Chicago for five hours and I already have a great story to tell you. Unfortunatley it happen 15 minutes ago and I am still so mad I could punch out this screen. I think it best to wait till tomorrow after I have calm down.

27
Feb
07

Chuck Talks, You Listen!

Ok I am leaving in a few hours for Chicago but I couldn’t leave my avid readers with nothing to laugh about so here is your Chuckism for the day.

“Chuck Norris recently decided to sell his urine as a caned beverage. You and I know it as Red Bull!”

26
Feb
07

Chuck Talks, You Listen!

“Chuck Norris doesn’t read books, he stares them down until they give up the information he needs!”

26
Feb
07

New Link

I added a new link to my site. It’s called My Work. It’s a small sample of some of the design work that I did while in school. Also a little work I have done on the side. This site will be changing quite a bit over time but I figured I would just get it up there. Enjoy.

26
Feb
07

To Chi-Town I (we) go.

So tomorrow Russ and I leave for Chicago. We are attending the Ascend Flash 8 training for the next four days. It’s gonna be pretty awesome. Russ is a little bummed about the two queen beds in the room. He wanted a single queen. Ha, as if I am that easy. So of course we will have classes but we will also have a lot of down time too. So on that note please leave a comment of your favorite thing to do while in Chicago. Something that you can’t leave the city without experiencing. Please keep in mind that Football and Baseball season over.

23
Feb
07

Chuck Talks, You Listen!

“Chuck Norris doesn’t churn butter. He roundhouse kicks cows until the butter comes straight out!”

23
Feb
07

Top 5 Songs Of The Week.

It’s time now for the Top 5 songs of the week.

5. “The Guide” By Borne. This is the free song of the week on iTunes. Well worth it because anything free is worth saving up for.

4. “Shine On” By Need To Breath. This is a great song and the singer does an excellent John Meyer impression

3. “Can’t You Hear Me Knocking?” The Rolling Stones. Probably the best intro to a song known to man (Besides Smells Like Teen Spirit or Sweet Child Of Mine). I first heard it in the Movie Blow. Awesome song.

2. “Where Is My Mind” By The Pixies. This song I listened to constantly while in college. I was often wondering where my mind was at 4am while assembling a 50 page book I designed when my printer runs out of ink! Also at the end of Fight Club.

1. “Never Let Go” By Matt Redman. This is a awesome song and I get to play it this Sunday as a part of our worship. Very exciting.

Well that’s the list. As always post your 5 of the week.

22
Feb
07

TROGDOR

For my boy Klampert

22
Feb
07

Chuck Talks, You Listen!

“Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding!”